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Up the Chastity Belt

4.0

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Comedy

1972-01-14

94 mins

The Plot

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

Cast and Crew

Frankie Howerd

Frankie Howerd

Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

Graham Crowden

Graham Crowden

Sir Coward de Custard

Bill Fraser

Bill Fraser

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Roy Hudd

Roy Hudd

Nick the Pick

Hugh Paddick

Hugh Paddick

Robin Hood

Anna Quayle

Anna Quayle

Lady Ashfodel

Fred Emney

Fred Emney

Mortimer

Dave King

Dave King

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Lance Percival

Lance Percival

Our Man in the Holy Land

Nora Swinburne

Nora Swinburne

Mistress of the Bed Chamber

Godfrey Winn

Godfrey Winn

The Archbishop Of All England

Eartha Kitt

Eartha Kitt

Scheherazade

David Battley

David Battley

Yokel

Royce Mills

Royce Mills

Knotweed

Veronica Clifford

Veronica Clifford

Winifred

Frank Thornton

Frank Thornton

Master of Ceremonies

Iain Cuthbertson

Iain Cuthbertson

Teutonic Knight

Billy Walker

Billy Walker

Chopper

Derek Griffiths

Derek Griffiths

Saladin

Rita Webb

Rita Webb

Maid Marian

Judy Huxtable

Judy Huxtable

Gretel

Aubrey Woods

Aubrey Woods

Vegetable Stall Holder

Anne Aston

Anne Aston

Lobelia

Long John Baldry

Long John Baldry

Little John

John Gorman

John Gorman

1st Man-at-Arms

John Barrett

John Barrett

1st Peasant

Barrie Gosney

Barrie Gosney

Meat Stall Holder

Norman Beaton

Norman Beaton

Blacksmith

Don Hawkins

Don Hawkins

2nd Man-at-Arms

Nicholas Bennett

Nicholas Bennett

2nd Peasant

Sam Kydd

Sam Kydd

1st Locksmith

Jonathan Elsom

Jonathan Elsom

1st Horseman

Mischa De La Motte

Mischa De La Motte

Major Domo

Toby Lenon

Toby Lenon

Squill

Bernard Sharpe

Bernard Sharpe

Will Scarlett

Alec Pleon

Alec Pleon

Man in Stocks

Peter Straker

Peter Straker

Arab

David Prowse

David Prowse

Sir Grumbel

Christopher Timothy

Christopher Timothy

Vendor

Alan Rebbeck

Alan Rebbeck

Friar Tuck

Ian Trigger

Ian Trigger

Lucky Charm Seller

Christopher Sandford

Christopher Sandford

Mutch

Johnny Vyvyan

Johnny Vyvyan

Chestnut Man

Ian White

Ian White

Lieutenant

Ken Wynne

Ken Wynne

First Man

David Kernan

David Kernan

Troubadour

Lally Bowers

Lally Bowers

The Voice (voice)

Jimmy Gardner

Jimmy Gardner

Little Man

Parnell McGarry

Parnell McGarry

Battleaxe Wife

Patricia Quinn

Patricia Quinn

Wife

Nora Wipp

Nora Wipp

Belly Dancer

Nino Laski

Nino Laski

Belly Dancer

Sammie Winmill

Sammie Winmill

Waitress

Seretta Wilson

Seretta Wilson

Serving Wench

Fred Griffiths

Fred Griffiths

Father

Winnie Holman

Winnie Holman

Woman

Martin Woodhams

Martin Woodhams

Child

Robert Tayman

Robert Tayman

2nd Horseman

Bill Burns

Bill Burns

Man-at-Arms (uncredited)

Ernest Fennemore

Ernest Fennemore

Friar (uncredited)

Chick Fowles

Chick Fowles

Lord (uncredited)

Sue Gentle

Sue Gentle

Serving Wench (uncredited)

Tom Georgeson

Tom Georgeson

Merry Man (uncredited)

Anthony Lang

Anthony Lang

Servant (uncredited)

Drina Pavlovic

Drina Pavlovic

Slave Girl (uncredited)

Fred Wood

Fred Wood

Peasant (uncredited)

Videos & Trailers

Up The Chastity Belt - Robin Hood and his Merry Men - Frankie Howerd and Hugh Paddick