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Comedy

1987-02-12

105 mins

The Plot

The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.

Cast and Crew

Julie Walters

Julie Walters

Christine Painter

Shirley Stelfox

Shirley Stelfox

Shirley

Alec McCowen

Alec McCowen

Wing Commander Morten

Danny Schiller

Danny Schiller

Dolly

Tim Woodward

Tim Woodward

Timms

Suzette Llewellyn

Suzette Llewellyn

Helen

Victoria Hardcastle

Victoria Hardcastle

Rose

Dave Atkins

Dave Atkins

Sydney

Ewan Hooper

Ewan Hooper

Edward

Alan Bowyer

Alan Bowyer

David Painter

Peter Cellier

Peter Cellier

Mr. Marples

Benjamin Whitrow

Benjamin Whitrow

Mr. Marsden

Stephen Lewis

Stephen Lewis

Mr. Dunkley

John Shrapnel

John Shrapnel

Lionel

Nigel Le Vaillant

Nigel Le Vaillant

The Man

Ron Pember

Ron Pember

Ron

Ivor Roberts

Ivor Roberts

Glossop

Arthur Cox

Arthur Cox

Lennox

Stanley Lebor

Stanley Lebor

Jones

John Bailey

John Bailey

Mr. Gardner

Carolyn Allen

Carolyn Allen

Carol

Sheila Gill

Sheila Gill

Mrs. Winter

Jagdish Kumar

Jagdish Kumar

Mr. Shah

Badi Uzzaman

Badi Uzzaman

Mr. Patel

Arnold Brown

Arnold Brown

The Vicar

Toni Palmer

Toni Palmer

Aunt Winnie

Andrew MacLachlan

Andrew MacLachlan

Mr. McClellan

Arthur Hewlett

Arthur Hewlett

Mr. Francis

Andreas Markos

Andreas Markos

Mr. Costas

Michael Packer

Michael Packer

Ralph

Ian McNeice

Ian McNeice

Harry

Helen Gemmell

Helen Gemmell

Jenny

Clare Clifford

Clare Clifford

Fay

Joanna Dickens

Joanna Dickens

Gloria

Charlotte Alexandra

Charlotte Alexandra

Diane

Antony Carrick

Antony Carrick

Edgar

Leon Lissek

Leon Lissek

Mr. Popozogolou

Arthur Whybrow

Arthur Whybrow

Mac

Anthony Collin

Anthony Collin

Mr. Webb

Peter Wight

Peter Wight

Detective Gibson

Adam Morris

Adam Morris

Man in Video

Lorena Lee

Lorena Lee

The Angel

Allan Stirland

Allan Stirland

Phil

Mark Hardy

Mark Hardy

Nicole

Lorraine Brunning

Lorraine Brunning

Angela

Rupert Holliday-Evans

Rupert Holliday-Evans

Terry

Michelle Collins

Michelle Collins

June

Pamela Duncan

Pamela Duncan

Jackie

David Leland

David Leland

Mr. Pilkington / Danielle

Janie Booth

Janie Booth

Court Usher

Nick Stringer

Nick Stringer

P.C. Baker

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