Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)
Cast and Crew
Tom Bell
City Gent (segment "Horny")
Jim Carter
Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Carmen Ejogo
Girl (segment "Steal Away")
Leonie Elliott
Rosebud (segment "Rosebud")
Leah Fitzgerald
Little Girl (segment "Horny")
Jason Flemyng
Luke (segment "Mr. Cool")
Dexter Fletcher
Joe (segment "Mr. Cool")
Frank Harper
Station Guard (multiple segments)
Kelly Macdonald
Emma (segment "Mr. Cool")
Peter McNamara
Roy (segment "Grasshopper")
Hans Matheson
Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Alan Miller
Old Man (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Daniela Nardini
Heroine (segment "Mouth")
Lee Ross
Male Reveller (segment "Steal Away")
Liz Smith
Older Lady (segment "Horny")
Nicolas Tennant
Gordon (segment "Bone")
Denise Van Outen
Alex (segment "Horny")
Don Warrington
Preacher (Steal Away)
Rachel Weisz
Angela (segment "Rosebud")
Ray Winstone
Father (segment "My Father The Liar")
Stephen Taylor
Mr. X (segment "Grasshopper")
Alicya Eyo
Shantel (segment "Grasshopper")
Roger Griffiths
Charlie (segment "Grasshopper")
Dele Johnson
Stevie (segment "Grasshopper")
Preeya Kalidas
Reena (segment "Grasshopper")
Mazhar Munir
Mazaar (segment "Grasshopper")
Ray Panthaki
Mo (segment "Grasshopper")
Marcia Rose
Miss Clinique (segment "Grasshopper")
Ashish Raja
Bulla (segment "Grasshopper")
Jake Wood
James (segment "Grasshopper")
Edna Doré
Bag Lady (segment "My Father The Liar")
William Hoyland
Suicide Victim (segment "My Father The Liar")
Richard Jobson
Vendor (segment "My Father The Liar")
Tom Watson
Son (segment "My Father The Liar")
Kay Curram
Louise (segment "Bone")
Joe Duttine
Flamboyant Soloist (segment "Bone")
Corrinne Charton
Pot Plant Lady (segment "Bone")
Douglas L. Mellor
Concert Hall Manager (segment "Bone")
Helen Coker
Bride To Be (segment "Mouth")
Mark Frost
Dude (segment "Mouth")
Sky Glover
Girlfriend (segment "Mouth")
Simon Greenall
Business Man (segment "Mouth")
Matthew Xia
Boyfriend (segment "Mouth")
Ed Allen
Youth 2 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Morgan Jones
Youth 1 (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Cleo Sylvestre
Woman (segment "A Bird In The Hand")
Doña Croll
Elizabeth (segment "Rosebud")
Ian Puleston-Davies
Typewriter Man (segment "Rosebud")
Steve Speirs
Tweed Suit (segment "Rosebud")
Tim Barlow
Elderly Drunk (segment "Steal Away")
Darren Carr
Black Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Jim Carter
Ticket Inspector (segment "Steal Away")
Emma Cunniffe
Drained Young Woman (segment "Steal Away")
Clint Dyer
Walkman Boy (segment "Steal Away")
Jeillo Edwards
Middle Aged Woman (segment "Steal Away")
Annette Ekblom
Boy's Mum (segment "Steal Away")
Simon Kunz
White Pinstripe Suit Man (segment "Steal Away")
Simon Pegg
Clerk (segment "Steal Away")
Sean Pertwee
Driver (segment "Steal Away")
Don Warrington
Preacher (segment "Steal Away")
Daniel Cerqueira
Station Guard (segment "Rosebud") (as Danny Cerqueira)