Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Cast and Crew
Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Mark Hamill
Albert Kreischer
Jimmy Tatro
Bert Kreischer (young)
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
Iva Babić
Idina
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Jess Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
Amelie Child-Villiers
Tatiana
Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'
Fedor
Jovan Savić
Irina's Father
Marko Nedeljković
Young Igor
Set Sjöstrand
Vanya
Mercedes De La Cruz
Teacher
Vladimir Gvojić
Train Banditti
Aleksandar Dragutinovic
Train Banditti
Đorđe Simić
Big John
Brian Caspe
Therapist
Ivana Antonijevic
Dog Owner
Miodrag Dragičević
DJ
Milena Predić
Igor's Wife
Andrija Nikčević
Scared Young Man
Tea Wagner
Madison
Dobrila Stojnić
Old Lady Villager
Videos & Trailers
Farewell From Bert
Behind The Scenes with Mark Hamill
Pitching the Film
Peter Atencio
Not a Documentary
Preparing to Become an Action Star
Behind The Scenes with Jimmy Tatro
Introducing the Machine
Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme
Extended Preview
Step 12: Put the PRO in promo
Step 11: Straight up strut
Step 10: Go hard or go home
Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up.
Step 8: Get reealll popular
Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit
Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape
Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise
Step 4: Release your inner badass
Step 3: Get fancy AF
Step 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here!
Step 1: Cast Mark Hamill as your dream dad. Easy, right?
The Machine - Official Red Band Trailer (2023) Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill
