Lena Callier

Joey Caravaglio

Chris "Mugsy" Calam

Himself - TV Funhouse Band

Moose Vacante

Himself - TV Funhouse Band

Robert Smigel

Prozo / Additional Voices

Bob Flanagan

Jonathan Groff

Gilbert Gottfried

Napoleon Bonaparte (voice)

Doug Dale

Looky

Molly Ringwald

Anne Frank (voice)

Dino Stamatopoulos

Wizzy

Jason Alexander

Titey (voice)

Whoopi Goldberg

Iceberg (voice)

Stephen Colbert

Grimy / Ace (voice)

Steve Roland

Ricardo Cordero

Bill Chott

Announcer / The Chief of Police (voice)

Floyd Vivino

Himself - TV Funhouse Band

Steve Carell

Gary / The Police Commissioner (voice)